I found a really apt board at the deli place we went as a family for lunch after hiking on Saturday. After reading it, my family was smiling at each other and swearing on how true it is.
I want to dedicate this post to all the mommies in the world who clean the mess created by their children. Lets just consider the morning chaos in every household having children while getting them ready for the day. Parents fight the battle to get their children out of the bed, at the breakfast table, and drop them in the school every morning. I always thought our morning trivia would get better as the children grow up, but new challenges keep popping in every growing phase. Not to mention the mess of clothes, toys, books, papers and everything in and around the bedroom to kitchen to bathroom to hall and to the car that accompanies them. Therefore, some times the morning situation in my house is enough to get my heart rate up without burning it on the treadmill.
I think women are genetically engineered with the crisis management skill because they do whatever it takes to uproot the cause of the mess, and flawlessly clean it to make the house spik and span for yet another messy attack. My to do list of the day always tops with clear the mess and clean the house in the morning. Sometimes it is so bad that I wonder where do I start?
Most often, I lighten up my mood by treating the cleaning process as a mission to lost and found because you will be surprised with the places where I discover lost household items. With my kind of expertise I know that in, under and around the sofa area is rich in pencils, eraesers, markers and pens. Glasses, their cases, TV remotes, hand phones, head balms are sure to be found under the throws, pillows, or blankets. Lost home work assignments, report cards can be found under mommy’s dresser, or pillow, coz that is where they are the safest. Daddy’s iPhone, business magazines and books are sure to be found in the bathroom coz that is his favorite place of reading while relaxing. Lost laptops are sure to be found with the DVDs and headphones, but finding lost DVDs can scare the creativity of you. Like you have to be able to digest the relation between the lost thing and its place on this mission. For example, we were almost about to buy a new phone last month after giving up all the hopes to find it at home until one day I found it in the freezer section of our refrigerator. It is a different thing that we had to buy a new phone anyways coz the frozen phone won’t respond, but at least my mission was successful.
I remember one of my friends always explained the everyday morning disaster in her house by saying “My house looks like it is hit by a tornado.” Most of my friends welcome others in their house by saying “Sorry yaar! but please ignore the mess in my house.” I totally empathize with them because I am sailing in the same boat.
Although real, I imagine myself on this selfless mission of relentless work towards success as a virtual reality because my mission to lost and found is only for me to execute and you to read. Forget about acknowledging, the best part after flipping the house to almost clean and finding things to place them in their right place is that, nobody even notices it at the end of the day. Because, children are sure at the back of their mind that mommy will clean the mess.